Green Velvet

itsxandy:

antioxidantsuperhero:

firefly20ffm:

trickster-karkat:

saiderp:

nightwing-sexual:

knightplusmage:

homestuckfangirl:

karkettesass:

sargentasuka:

comicallyinsane:

roguesandevolution:

sheperdofthedamned:

mbsaephan47:

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Oh my GOD. That’s not a spider. That’s Satan. Call the fucking military or something tell them that the radioactive spiders have gotten loose.

i just like his helmet.

i dont think my fly swatter would work for this 

WHAT THE FUCK?!

nopenopenope

I WOULDN’T GO NEAR IT. I WOULD SIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND CALL THE ARMY TO GET RID OF IT,I WOULDN’T GO INSIDE THE HOUSE WITH THAT THING INSIDE MY HOUSE.

SCREAMS AND PEES AND JUMPS ON A COUCH

SCREECHES 

I WOULD BOMB MY HOUSE IF THAT THING WAS THERE

AHHHHH FUCK I WOULD MOVE OUT AND GO AS FAR AWAY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE. FUCKTHISSHIT.

I WOULD BE STUPID AND TRY TO CAPTURE IT TOO.

…..I DON’T HAVE A HELMET LIKE THAT THOUGH.

I would legit get out the helmet and the parka and the oven mitts and the bucket and go attempting to catch the horrible fucking thing FOR SCIENCE!! And for my screaming roommates, probably. SUIT UP. RIDE INTO BATTLE. BE BRAVE. KNIGHTS ARE WE!!

BRIEFLY MORPHS INTO BRIENNE OF TARTH YEAAHHH BITCHES

THEN GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE LARGE ENOUGH TO RIDE.